In late breaking penis size news, Blue and Gold New's Politics and Religion board poster JaxMountie has set a new world record for the worlds smallest penis.
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In other news, President Barrack Obama saved 300,000,000 jobs.
Studies have shown that 93.8978768% of all made up statistics that mare made up on the spot are greter than 12.9889908% to be inaccurate.
